"Can you tell me how much it will cost if I cancel my contract now?"
"Sure, what plan are you on?"
"I don't know."
"How much is your bill every month?"
"I'm not sure."
"Are you currently paying off a phone?"
"I don't know."
"..."

"Can you fix my phone so that it shows the time on the home screen?"
"Sure, the phone language is in Chinese so can you tell me which one says 'Settings'?"
"Just put the time on!"
"I'm trying to but I can't read Chinese."
"Are you Vietnamese?"
"No, I am Chinese but I just can't read it."
"WHY?!?!?!?!? WHY CAN'T YOU READ IT? YOU'RE CHINESE!"
"Because I wasn't taught it?"

"So these are the cases for the iPhone 5, these ones come with a screen protector and - "
"You're a really small woman."
"Uhh, yeah I am."
"I have a friend who is a little taller than you but she's a small woman too."
"Oh, okay."
"I have another friend who is really tall. His feet are huge, they're a size 12! Your feet must be like a size 9! Are they?"
"Uhh, yeah they are." (It was a lie, I'm a size 5.) Anyway, these are the cases we have. Let me know if you need any more help."

Just some of the gems from work today. Retail makes me hate people sometimes.

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